lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy, via lohanthony)

shingen012:

Popping someone’s bubble of ignorance and forcing them to deal with reality.

andrewlx:

"how does pizza sound for dinner?"image

"can you call to order it?" image

(via 9gagyourself)

sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

(via cityofartists)

173-to-127:

sterek-much:

ravenclawssaywhat:

this-is-horrorwood:

hey-how-ya-doing:

oomshi:

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

are you flirting with me, or can i just not recognize when people are being nice to me

all of the above

(via tyleroakley)

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