the-mother-of-a-thousand-dead:

passionpayne:


THE THRILLING SAGA

Fuck yeah George Lopez

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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drydrunkempress:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

221bconsultingtimelord:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen

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foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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arachnids-arisen:

arachnids-arisen:

i mean dude

2013 even looks like a shitty number to me and it was a shitty year

2014 looks so much more appealing to me.

2014 is going to be a good year, i can feel it.

no words can explain how wrong i was.

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princeowl:

explain this grace
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